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So I do think the lady who wrote this stupid book has a point about modern media excusing terrible behaviour with tragic backstories, because I read a lot of justifications of Darcy that are centred in Darcy having TRAUMA. Poor boy didn't mean to be rude at the Meryton assembly, he's a poor little orphan who just had sister troubles.
Except that blaming this trend/trope on Austen is insane, because Darcy does not excuse his behaviour in this way AT ALL. He does blame his education somewhat, but if anything his excuse is that his parents loved him so darn much that he became a brat. That's not trauma, that's Trust Fund Baby Syndrome.
In fact, the one person who attempts a trauma explanation of Darcy is... Wickham! He claims that Darcy Sr. loved him more than Darcy Jr., causing Fitzwilliam to be jealous of Wickham. Which would be kind of understandable, if it were true, but Darcy doesn't really seem to care about this and clearly loved his father, so if anything Wickham was a minor annoyance in his life pre-Ramsgate.
The narrator says clearly that Darcy has always been like this, it isn't a trauma reaction, "He was at the same time haughty, reserved, and fastidious; and his manners, though well bred, were not inviting... Bingley was sure of being liked wherever he appeared; Darcy was continually giving offence." And Darcy confirms this, he's been rude "from eight to eight-and-twenty" The only time he brings up the whole Georgiana thing is to tell Elizabeth about it, he never blames that event for his behaviour.
If anything, Jane Austen was a proponent of "explain but not excuse". Lucy Steele is mercenary because she is barely clinging to her status in the gentry, but she's still portrayed as a villain because the way she goes about trying to secure Edward (and later Robert) is fundamentally wrong. Mary Crawford has a back story full of trauma, she's an orphan twice over, her uncle sounds like a misogynist creep, and yet Austen doesn't accept it as an excuse, Mary must become better to be worthy of Edmund. Willoughby is an orphan, he's in debt, he's made bad choices, but he needs to do better and because he doesn't, he's not worthy of Marianne.
My Point: Don't blame Austen for the trauma excuses all bad behaviour trope, because she didn't start it and she frequently subverted it!
#jane austen#pride and prejudice#mr. darcy#TRAUMA covers all sins#Except no#explain but not excuse#don't blame this trend on my girl Austen#anti Darcy shyboi campaign
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I see your coffee addict Tim and I raise you undiagnosed, unmedicated ADHD Tim who coffee doesn’t keep awake, quite the opposite in fact
He stays awake way longer than he should out of sheer spite or smth until he eventually falls asleep wherever he’s at when the lack of sleep catches up to him (and I do mean wherever. He ends up falling asleep in the oddest of places sometimes depending on when the lack of sleep catches up)
All his family and friends are literally begging him to have at least a daily cup of coffee towards the afternoon or evening because caffeine works to slow him down and make him feel at least a little bit tired
#tim drake#coffe addict tim drake#except NO#not this time#this time he’s an undiagnosed unmedicated adhd haver#and coffee makes him tired#so he’s not a coffee addict but gods does everyone wish he was#this is coming from a bitch with likely but ultimately undiagnosed adhd#and oh boy does caffeine make this bitch slow down and get tired#i really need to stop drinking it in the mornings…#oh well#batfam
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What are they gonna do if we start using Monopoly money at Walmart and the cashiers just start accepting it?
#isnt this just like crypto?#someone said look i made some money#and someone else said#thats nice sweetie#give me 14 more#and the economists were like#hes a prodigy#lol#for legal reasons this is a joke#except no#lets fucking go#fuck em up#fuck capitalism#monopoly money#fuck walmart#corporate greed#politics#revolution#socioeconomic#sociology#anthropology#economics#interest#is it me#tism#tis me#op
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Inside me there are 1987656789876543 wolves. They are my gender help-
#lgbtq#genderfluid#genderfluid pride#lgbtq+#queer community#pride#gender envy#gender weird#gender#queer pride#inside you there are two wolves#except no#except not really#except not actually#mmmm gender#help-
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How is a monthly update of the COVID FIC going we should be close to the next part
y’all play too much bc what even do you mean
if you’re fr expecting an update i have some bad news bc i very much have nothing else planned 🫡🫡
sorry to disappoint
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no matter what your most embarrassing moment in life is, at least it’s not having fucking chat gpt write fanfic for you bc you’re too lazy to do it yourself
#keep ai out of fandom#cringe is dead except for generative ai#ai is theft#ai is not art#fandom#fanfic#ao3
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my favorite genre of fictional character is like "i am terrifying to almost everyone, i'm very good at killing, i can endure anything, i've become exceptionally good at playing into my reputation, and if you try to give me positive social interaction i will react with confusion and cower in a corner like an abused animal. and i may try to shoot you. but there is also a chance i may imprint on you like a feral dog receiving its first loving touch! good luck."
#big tough characters who are confused and disarmed by affection my beloved#who are hypercompetent and know exactly what to do in everything except Positive Human Interaction#who follow you around cautiously for scraps#and are continually waiting for the moment you turn around and kick them out again#who are prepared to sleep on the cold hard floor and dont know what to do with themselves when given a bed#totally mystified#boba fett#legacy of the force#din djarin#frank castle#maul#erik lehnsherr#arla fett#wolverine#logan howlett#mine#and now i can add the#murderbot#tag
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i'm a writer irl (can't say who because my agent would rightfully put me into a blender and press the button if i go and out myself as "balrogballs") and honestly the funniest and most humiliating incident of my life was the time my finished manuscript triggered a plagiarism flag with the publisher for two lines of prose in my literary fiction novel...
.... which was word for word similar to a paragraph in a certain explicit work on FFN starring elrond and his batsman from the hobbit films, aka that one elf that looked like he ate panic attacks for breakfast (i forget his name but it's Figwit II) where the lord of imladris bends said twink over his writing desk and gives him the battering ram treatment.
and if you think i had to sit in front of one if the biggest publishing companies in the world and admit that it was, in fact, me who wrote the fic where the lord of imladris bends said twink over his writing desk and gives him the battering ram treatment in order to avoid being wrongly flagged for plagiarism, you would be absolutely correct.
(yes they published the book)
#Crack#except its my life#lord of the rings#The hobbit#these days if u write a fic abt Elrond tupping a twink to Tipperary they throw u in jail#Free balrogballs
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if you're in the throes of cosmic despair i cannot recommend museums enough. art or science or history it doesn't matter. oh we're all connected, all of us and everything, throughout all time and space, and no one, no one, no one is alone? awesome. that's what i thought i just wanted to make sure.
#museum#museums#how to work for a museum with a theater degree and no experience#i worked for a children's museum for a hot second but that doesn't count#except my badge gets me in to all the la museums for free Score
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He's never happy
#atla#avatar the last airbender#zuko#katara#atla fanart#prince zuko#atla art#azula art#azula fanart#atla azula#princess azula#atla zuko#zuko art#zuko fanart#katara art#katara fanart#atla katara#katara of the southern water tribe#the gaang#atla meme#agni kai#The Last Agni Kai#sozins comet#From “I'm never happy” to “Am I happy?”#That's what I call character development#Oh Zuzu what are we going to do with you#(It's okay everyone still loves you)#(Except for Lala)#(But she's in the middle of a breakdown so it's understandable)#(She'd love you too if she was in a right place)
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#ive seen like. every photoshoot he and gillian have done except this. looks like around californication time#david duchovny
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me, last week: my favorite holiday is coming up :3c mom: ? easter? st patrick's day? me: no no, it's not a holiday as in 'you get time off work' me: me: unless you and your coworkers all do something really funny
#BEWARE!#BEWARE THE IDES OF MARCH#ides of march#i mean. you'd get time off work i guess?? but not in a good way#disclaimer: this is a joke#murder isn't funny! (except for when it is)
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#me except I DO make it because I'm BUILT DIFFERENT (also in a pretty privileged position in my life rn)#reaction image#reaction meme#daily reaction images#image mood: [undefinable]
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Eevee evolutions
#pokemon#eeveelution#artists on tumblr#illustration#fan art#fandom#except Glaceon and Sylveon#Glaceon needs to be re-drawn
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not to sound like a boomer, but I need some people to learn how to write emails in a semi-professional (at the very least) format so you're not cold emailing a business/potential employer/any other stranger about formal matters in the exact same way you'd DM a close friend on instagram
the formality/language can loosen up in the email chain once you've established a rapport and you match the other person if they're being less formal, but please don't have the very first email you send a stranger be written in all lowercase ultra-casual sms slang with no greeting or signature and a billion emojis
#this sounds like a 'argh kids these days doing [insert exaggerated story they don't actually do in reality]' kind of thing#except that I've gotten soooo many emails like this#there's a reason that I don't have my DMs open on any socmed and it's bc they attract people getting way too casual/parasocial immediately#and forcing people to write out an email both filters out 90% of weird impulse messages and also throws them out of that casual headspace#except that I can actively tell when this fails and someone is treating emails as if they're the same thing as DMs
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